Genres:
Mustache Drama / Horror / Zombie

Cast:
Tom Selleck as Tom Selleck
Tom Selleck’s moustache as The Harbinger of Destruction
Christopher Walken as German Von Schneek

Plot Summary:
In 2012 the Mayan’s correctly prophesied the death of legendary film star Tom Selleck and the eventual end of humanity stemming from his mustache of untold powers.

Two weeks after Tom’s death former CIA blackops scientist German Von Scneek digs up Selleck’s body and removes his powerful, full mustache for black arts experiments involving the famed Spear of Destiny. Von Scneek unleashes a biochemical weapon into the atmosphere derived from Selleck’s mustache. Using rainwater as a deliver system for the compound it reaches the corpses of human’s buried with mustaches and turns them into zombies with mustaches. The unstable compound also awakes one corpse without a mustache, Tom Selleck.

Can zombie Tom Selleck reunited with his mustache and save the world before it is too late?

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Many online poker pros make well over $100,000/year, without ever leaving the comfort of their favorite chair. If you want to succeed you’ll have to work at it, as it’s a little harder than beating your friends at various card drinking games, but the same basic principles apply. Once you learn the basic rules and strategies it really boils down to playing your opponents, knowing their tendencies, and adjusting your own play to fit the situation.

Some people think you have to be a math wizard or Rain Man to win at poker; the truth is far from that, as there’s only a tiny amount of math involved. All you really need is patience and practice, and playing online makes both of those much easier. With games constantly running and a seat always available, you’ll never have to wait for the weekly game with friends to try out new strategies and tactics, plus you can easily play thousands of hands in a single day when playing online. That means your learning curve is much steeper and that you’ll get better much, much faster.

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It’s called ‘fuck the dealer’ b/c toward the end of the game when most of the cards have been used, it’s a lot easier to guess cards so whoever is the last dealer ends up getting fucked.

Landmines come into play when you finish a can or bottle DURING the game. While a person is drinking slam your can or bottle on the coin and make them go again. The landmine stays on the table and when a coin hits the landmine they have to do it all over again. 

On a table shorter than 8 feet your elbow may not pass the back edge of the table. On tables 8 feet long your shoulder may not pass the back edge of the table.If both teams are new to the table players must shootout to see which team goes first. Players must shoot at the same time while looking into the eyes of their opponent. Challengers always shoot second.Reorganize cups at 6, 4, 3, 2, and 1 for an easier, faster game. Reorganize cups at 6 and 3 for a more challenging game. Another option is allow two re-racks per side at any point during the game, except mid-turn.

Cups may only be reorganized at the beginning of your turn. It is your responsibility to ask for a re-rack, your opponent does not have to re-rack unless you remember to request one.

Distracting your opponent is allowed as long as you are not obstructing your opponent’s ability to see the cups.

If you and your teammate make both your shots consecutively you get both the balls back and you get to shoot again.

Teammates alternate drinking cups as they are made.

Bounce shots: if a ball goes directly from a player’s hand to the table top and then into a cup it counts for 2 cups. If a bounce shot is attempted the defending team may grab or swat the ball out of the air before it reaches the cups. (pay attention)

If a ball drops in your cup for any reason the cup must be drunk and removed (this does not count if it was dropped in by a non-player, unless that person was giving a guest shot).

Once a ball bounces off anything (i.e. the beer pong table, rim of a cup, your forehead) you may grab it before it falls into a cup.

If you knock over a cup it is lost.

If you touch a ball in the air before it bounces or crosses the edge of the table you must remove and drink 2 cups.

Only girls can blow. If a ball is spinning around inside a cup girls can blow in the cup to try and get the ball out. However, if a ball is blown on in one cup, and then that ball goes into another cup, both cups must be drunk.

Last cup policy: if your opponent makes his shot into your last cup, you and your teammate have the opportunity to rebut. This means you and your opponent get one last chance to shoot till you miss. If you can make all you the remaining cups without missing both teams return to 3 cups.

If there are only 2 cups remaining and both are made consecutively in the same turn there is no rebuttal. If there is only one cup remaining and both teammates make their shots into that cup in the same turn the game is over.

No fist fighting (Fist fighting results in disqualifications).

All disputes will be settled by management / the house.

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An easier, alternative version allows players to say the same phrase (“fuzzy duck” or “ducky fuzz”) until someone says “does he?”. This reverses the direction of play and introduces the phrase change.

Increasing intoxication makes the game more challenging. Even when sober, it is easy to misspeak the words “fuzzy duck”, “ducky fuzz”, and “does he” because they are mild toungue-twisters which require a bit of concentration. Invariably, players render the proper words as the spoonerisms “fucky duzz” or “duzzy fuck”, which sound like “fuck he does” and “does he fuck”. Sometimes, an unsuspecting player is surprised when they have spoken a profanity, which can add to the fun of the game.