Anyone who has played drinking games with a deck of cards likely has played a good bit of poker as well, with the two going hand in hand. Both provide a great excuse to hang out with friends and get drunk (as if you need one), and poker adds the extra element of fun when you get to take your friends’ money. What some people don’t realize, though, is that it’s incredibly easy to hop online any time of the day and night to play poker and other online online casino games, and that it can be incredibly profitable as well.

Many online poker pros make well over $100,000/year, without ever leaving the comfort of their favorite chair. If you want to succeed you’ll have to work at it, as it’s a little harder than beating your friends at various card drinking games, but the same basic principles apply. Once you learn the basic rules and strategies it really boils down to playing your opponents, knowing their tendencies, and adjusting your own play to fit the situation.

Some people think you have to be a math wizard or Rain Man to win at poker; the truth is far from that, as there’s only a tiny amount of math involved. All you really need is patience and practice, and playing online makes both of those much easier. With games constantly running and a seat always available, you’ll never have to wait for the weekly game with friends to try out new strategies and tactics, plus you can easily play thousands of hands in a single day when playing online. That means your learning curve is much steeper and that you’ll get better much, much faster.

Another nice perk about playing online is that you’ll often be eligible for poker and casino bonus offers from online sites looking to attract new customers. One way they do that is by offering cash bonuses based on your play; once you play enough hands or bet enough money the cash bonus is added to your account and you’re free to cash it out or keep it in your account to play with.

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The dealer holds the deck of cards and the other person has to guess what card (just the number) is on the top of the deck.  If their guess is wrong, the dealer says either higher or lower and the player guesses again.  If the person however guesses correctly on their first try, the dealer has to drink for 10 seconds.   If the guess is wrong again on the second try, the player drinks for as many seconds as they were off from the actual number.  After 3 people in a row are not able to guess the card by their second guess, the dealer passes the cards to the next person.

It’s called ‘fuck the dealer’ b/c toward the end of the game when most of the cards have been used, it’s a lot easier to guess cards so whoever is the last dealer ends up getting fucked.

Everybody gets a shot glass or cup and fills it up with a drink. Take a quarter and spin it, then finish your shot and pick up the quarter between two fingers (volcon style!).  If the quarter stops before you finish or you mess up grabbing it, you most go again.  Pass the quarter along when you do it right.

Landmines come into play when you finish a can or bottle DURING the game. While a person is drinking slam your can or bottle on the coin and make them go again. The landmine stays on the table and when a coin hits the landmine they have to do it all over again. 

On a table shorter than 8 feet your elbow may not pass the back edge of the table. On tables 8 feet long your shoulder may not pass the back edge of the table.If both teams are new to the table players must shootout to see which team goes first. Players must shoot at the same time while looking into the eyes of their opponent. Challengers always shoot second.Reorganize cups at 6, 4, 3, 2, and 1 for an easier, faster game. Reorganize cups at 6 and 3 for a more challenging game. Another option is allow two re-racks per side at any point during the game, except mid-turn.

Cups may only be reorganized at the beginning of your turn. It is your responsibility to ask for a re-rack, your opponent does not have to re-rack unless you remember to request one.

Distracting your opponent is allowed as long as you are not obstructing your opponent’s ability to see the cups.

If you and your teammate make both your shots consecutively you get both the balls back and you get to shoot again.

Teammates alternate drinking cups as they are made.

Bounce shots: if a ball goes directly from a player’s hand to the table top and then into a cup it counts for 2 cups. If a bounce shot is attempted the defending team may grab or swat the ball out of the air before it reaches the cups. (pay attention)

If a ball drops in your cup for any reason the cup must be drunk and removed (this does not count if it was dropped in by a non-player, unless that person was giving a guest shot).

Once a ball bounces off anything (i.e. the beer pong table, rim of a cup, your forehead) you may grab it before it falls into a cup.

If you knock over a cup it is lost.

If you touch a ball in the air before it bounces or crosses the edge of the table you must remove and drink 2 cups.

Only girls can blow. If a ball is spinning around inside a cup girls can blow in the cup to try and get the ball out. However, if a ball is blown on in one cup, and then that ball goes into another cup, both cups must be drunk.

Last cup policy: if your opponent makes his shot into your last cup, you and your teammate have the opportunity to rebut. This means you and your opponent get one last chance to shoot till you miss. If you can make all you the remaining cups without missing both teams return to 3 cups.

If there are only 2 cups remaining and both are made consecutively in the same turn there is no rebuttal. If there is only one cup remaining and both teammates make their shots into that cup in the same turn the game is over.

No fist fighting (Fist fighting results in disqualifications).

All disputes will be settled by management / the house.

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In turn, players alternately utter the phrases “fuzzy duck” and “ducky fuzz”. A player may also opt to say, “does he?”, in which case play resumes in the opposite direction. If a player says the wrong thing, plays out of turn, says “does he” too often, or breaks the rhythm of the game, they have to drink an agreed-upon measure of an alcoholic beverage. This increases the chance of further mistakes.

An easier, alternative version allows players to say the same phrase (“fuzzy duck” or “ducky fuzz”) until someone says “does he?”. This reverses the direction of play and introduces the phrase change.

Increasing intoxication makes the game more challenging. Even when sober, it is easy to misspeak the words “fuzzy duck”, “ducky fuzz”, and “does he” because they are mild toungue-twisters which require a bit of concentration. Invariably, players render the proper words as the spoonerisms “fucky duzz” or “duzzy fuck”, which sound like “fuck he does” and “does he fuck”. Sometimes, an unsuspecting player is surprised when they have spoken a profanity, which can add to the fun of the game.

In order to play this game all you need is duct tape and two 40′s of beer for each person. You tape one 40 to each of your hands and you can’t take them off until both of the 40′s are empty.

This game is all about drinking. The object is to take a shot of beer every minute for an entire hour. It sounds pretty easy but believe me, it isn’t. If you want to prove you are really a man you can try to join the Century Club.

The Century Club is doing a shot every minute for 100 minutes. You can add rules to this game if you want. An example is if you go to the bathroom before the end of the hour you must finish a beer. At the end of the hour you will usually have had six beers.

Ride the Bus is a drinking game played through using a standard pack of cards and enough alcohol to support the required players. The recommended number of players is between 3 and 7. If 8 play, one acts as dealer and receives no hand, this rotates each round.The object of the game is to have the fewest cards at the end of the round.

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